| Section Place | Team Name & Members | Uphill Chip Time |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dark Horse ☠️ Elliot Thornblade Ian Thornblade | 19:29.7 |
| 2 | Dirty Drifters Daniel Dean Mazza Garrett Alderman | 19:38.7 |
| 3 | little dumps, big jumps Doug Shryock Toby Meierbachtol | 20:52.7 |
| 4 | Missoula Bicycle Works Chad Dilworth Peter Leclaire | 20:56.5 |
| 5 | Rod Stewart's Propecia Ian Foster Shane Balgaard | 21:48.0 |
| 6 | Midwest Kidz Bridget Mancini Jason Colestock | 22:15.8 |
| 7 | Long Pole Henry Hagood Ned Gall | 22:32.8 |
| 8 | Easy cheese Emily Linton Seth Swanson | 22:42.6 |
| 9 | Sweet Baby Js Jack Fields James Fields | 22:50.6 |
| 10 | Fast 'n Faster Aida Linton Lucy Millar | 22:57.6 |
| 11 | Shameless Plug (Melson for City Council, Ward 1!) Dylan Johnson Eric Melson | 23:19.1 |
| 12 | LARRY Aaron Watson Michael Kernan | 23:33.4 |
| 13 | Men in Jorts Cory Salitrik Davis Walker | 23:38.7 |
| 14 | Dubious motives Colleen Bue Michael Kelly | 23:43.2 |
| 15 | MTCX p/b Dram Grist Logan Kato Shaun Radley | 23:47.2 |
| 16 | Pedal Party Ryan Sudbury Triston Firth | 23:57.1 |
| 17 | Munches Ellis Parson Sander Van Cleave | 24:01.5 |
| 18 | Frosterford Claire Frost Jay Rutherford | 24:07.2 |
| 19 | The Flying Js Jack Goodwin Jesse Carnes | 24:11.9 |
| 20 | Meng Dentistry Graham Meng Taylor Brugh | 24:14.9 |
| 21 | spoonydoons Bridger Creel Charlie Menefee | 24:29.1 |
| 22 | RamRod Jared Smith Ryan Vanlieshout | 24:38.5 |
| 23 | Achy & Breaky Jason Delaney Jeffrey Heninger | 25:18.5 |
| 24 | Burrito Brothers Max Daume Simon Chapman | 25:33.0 |
| 25 | VietnameNoodle Group Monte Cole Moriah Greenstein | 25:37.3 |
| 26 | The Terrible Two Hutch Jehle Odin Berryman | 26:00.2 |
| 27 | Hot doggers Nick Svobodny Sam Van De Velde | 26:09.6 |
| 28 | Tenesmus Grayson Cobb Zak Clare-Salzler | 26:12.5 |
| 29 | The Milekmen Doug Milek Finn Milek | 26:20.1 |
| 30 | Los Duderinos Henry Cahoon Kristopher Cahoon | 26:25.6 |
| 31 | One Brain Celled Bandits Aidan Schuh Cam Smith | 26:30.2 |
| 32 | Giddy up, hoe down Ellen Davis Gillian Millar | 26:46.6 |
| 33 | Mullet for my Valentine Christian Mercado Ryan Fadeley | 27:05.7 |
| 34 | Freedom Riders Jason Green Smith Hastings | 27:07.7 |
| 35 | The Revelist Melissa Weddell Sean Weddell | 27:09.1 |
| 36 | OSFF Factory Racing Alex Butler Reed Sallans | 27:20.7 |
| 37 | Bob Seger and the Silver Mullet Band Eddie Joy Emerson Joy | 27:26.3 |
| 38 | Paper Boys and Partners LLC Ivy Audrain John Benett | 27:31.9 |
| 39 | Off in the woods Abe Westereng Chase Callen | 27:49.4 |
| 40 | j-o-r-t-s Graden Daume Selden Daume | 27:58.4 |
| 41 | The Tipsy Divers Jackson Nake Jason Thomas | 28:23.4 |
| 42 | Pressure to da Pedals Aidan Chapman Clayton Surber | 28:43.8 |
| 43 | City Center Motel Jake Burham Keyvin Pollington | 29:01.7 |
| 44 | Frosted Tips Andrew Clark Shea Coons | 29:24.5 |
| 45 | Senior Superstars✨ Elsa Westenfelder Gretel Chapman | 29:32.3 |
| 46 | Waggett’s Dayden Waggett Joe Waggett | 29:43.3 |
| 47 | LL Kooilaid Land Westenfelder Lucie Parson | 29:43.3 |
| 48 | Double Haul Lisa Holsinger Ylva Lekberg | 29:45.0 |
| 49 | Pome-Paul-ee-OHHHHHHH Milton Zhinin-Barreto Paul Tran | 29:58.5 |
| 50 | Scary Coitus Kiley Miller Will Harper | 30:12.6 |
| 51 | Juggernots Chris Lambright Walker Hunter | 30:21.9 |
| 52 | StamPadres Karl Westenfelder Keller Davis | 30:23.5 |
| 53 | Berm it Down Jesse Hollis Kyle Johnson | 30:27.0 |
| 54 | ZillaParent Jed Dennison Margie Dennison | 30:28.3 |
| 55 | LenaLinton Lemonheads :) Elsie Linton Ryder Lenaburg | 30:31.4 |
| 56 | Duck Duck dirt Jen Racicot Richard Lloyd | 30:33.0 |
| 57 | The Young and the Restless Joey Hertig Mark Reinsel | 30:35.6 |
| 58 | PAULIEWES Paul Dennison Wesley Dennison | 30:41.4 |
| 59 | Mullet Men Elliott Speare Niko Schmitt | 30:43.9 |
| 60 | Bangtail Beef Bikes Leo Scheller Nolan Mabie | 30:46.5 |
| 61 | Momboy Mules Alisa Wade Elias Wilcox | 30:48.1 |
| 62 | Paper Trains Cameron Lloyd Joshua Murdock | 30:58.6 |
| 63 | Ol' Cowpokes Campbell Diebolt Philip Davis | 31:04.5 |
| 64 | Watts up! Grant Watts Jake Watts | 31:05.8 |
| 65 | Tom Squared Tom Barstow Tom Colligan | 31:07.5 |
| 66 | TheCarpetMatchesTheMullet Corry Arnold James Nash | 31:09.4 |
| 67 | The PT Cruisers Emily Attwood Ursula Casey | 31:19.9 |
| 68 | Slow n Steady Jared Smith Nate Aschliman | 31:21.6 |
| 69 | Pitter Patter Jake Smith Tony Callen | 31:38.5 |
| 70 | Twinkle Toes & Crooked Bob Joey Lenaburg Scott Lenaburg | 32:18.2 |
| 71 | The Free-Radicals! Allen Byrd Nathaniel Lengacher | 32:19.9 |
| 72 | Bar Wars Danny Hathaway Mike Mahns | 32:38.2 |
| 73 | Can I Milly Rock? Charlie Beattie Nic Hertzler | 32:38.3 |
| 74 | Fitness Fiends Carter Hall Skylar Tupper | 32:43.6 |
| 75 | AJ and Colin A.J. Russell Colin Pleasants | 32:44.4 |
| 76 | KGB Damian Jensen Liam Harris | 33:08.1 |
| 77 | Nyrbs on Tour Bryn Anderson Taylor Anderson | 33:11.2 |
| 78 | Salty Senders Charlie Bell Nico Larubbio | 33:22.9 |
| 79 | Easy Does It Brittany Harris Cody Harris | 33:23.5 |
| 80 | The Hardtail Heroes Hunter Leach James Crosby | 33:46.3 |
| 81 | Dishwasher Chapstick Jake Yahrmatter Keenan Cox | 33:51.4 |
| 82 | The Mullettes McKenzie Murphy Sophia Forstag | 33:51.4 |
| 83 | Wheels of Fortune Katelynn Presser William Downing | 33:55.3 |
| 84 | Montucky Waterfall Mackenzie Holton Meghan Johnston | 34:03.1 |
| 85 | The Wheel Deal Alli Batt Lexie Hilliard | 34:25.1 |
| 86 | 50 YEAR SPREAD Chris Southall Jasper Southall | 34:43.9 |
| 87 | Total Disco Ben Sundy Brendan Golubjatnikov | 35:05.5 |
| 88 | Lizaine! Aine Franczyk Elizabeth Fricke | 35:52.7 |
| 89 | Bonner Bros Andrew Nelson Brad Poirier | 36:36.5 |
| 90 | The Stinkers Grant Radlowski Henry Ogg | 36:38.0 |
| 91 | MKP Bode Hastings Charlie Hastings | 36:52.6 |
| 92 | Team SoSo Alex Sobin Cory Sobin | 37:01.3 |
| 93 | M&M Delia Simms Molly Simms | 38:05.2 |
| 94 | Beach Burner Besties! Abigail Fricke Ophelia Massey | 40:21.6 |
| 95 | FORC Bruce Beighle Joe Hertig | 41:04.6 |
| 96 | MonTexans Cal Benasso William Hanssen | 41:31.8 |
| 97 | We’ve got great personalities Carleigh Leblanc Joshua Murdock | 42:22.1 |
| 98 | Low-Cal Glory! Calder Sudbury Lowen Sudbury | 45:13.6 |
| 99 | Butterflies Jackson Bontadelli Morgan Delaney | 48:06.3 |
| 100 | Disc dork squad Corey Gaul Elli Kiselica | 54:44.7 |
| 101 | Cycloclops Olin Speare | |
| 102 | Impact Factor Jack Van Tine Joachim Veit | |
| 103 | Lazy Lizards Allison Wilson Justin Harris | |
| 104 | Lonely Ben Ben Enseleit | |
| 105 | mF&vB Jens Leerssen Margaret E Gentile | |
| 106 | Team Pro-Laps Brittany Salley-Rains | |
| - | Civilized Flies Ivan Gallego Miles Colescott | 20:10.2 |
| - | Sounder Miles Shefloe | 22:06.4 |
| - | Two Blind Mice Grady Anderson Nate King | 24:51.8 |
| - | still lazy Joseph Petrilli | 28:32.9 |